mamoru:

kraftykrak3n:

mamoru:

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

You know too much.

(via jorammiireads)

marshmallowmachinegun:

im-deeply-shallow:

norgay:

coolcatgroup:

artemuscain-gamingandbs:

coolcatgroup:

bloodycoyote:

coolcatgroup:

jakyyo:

coolcatgroup:

e-102-y-gamma:

coolcatgroup:

Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….

i think you forgot one

I am such a fool.

I forgot judgementsl cat too

But let’s not forget. (I’m low key scared…)

Hnoly shit

Ok but how could you forget

Oh my god why did I forget him

Keep ‘em comin

Just thought that everyone should see this

Can I add?

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